- paint with all the colours of the wind
- date a manatee
- dance the Lindy Hop in an alternate universe where everything is two dimensional
- beat me in an eating contest
- eat me in an eating contest
- ride Bea Arthur like a horse
- question your belief in astrology after you emigrate to Mars, where the stars are in different positions
- have sexual relations with the second law of thermodynamics
- have a rancor as a pet
- fully comprehend the meaning of a David Lynch film
- divulge all your quirks, anxieties and sexual perversions to someone you’re interested in on the first date
- get over your mortality
- get over your morality
- be sincere and genuine in every single social interaction over the course of your life
- Beyoncé